"Garden? What garden?"
"Oh, your garden? We weren't anywhere near your garden! Seriously."
"Well, maybe we wandered in to take a peek... just to see what's blooming, you understand. You know what would taste, I mean look really nice? Some delicious, I mean beautiful tulips... Yeah, that's right, tulips... "
"What do you mean you don't plant those because we would just eat them?
"It wasn't us. It was him!"
I spent the day in the garden yesterday, cleaning up the god awful mess... Is that a word? One word or two? Should I have capitalized god? Somehow it seems less sacrilegious if it's not capitalized... :)
Does anyone know of any good deer-proof perennials?