The Case Of The Fat Foot...

We've been invited to a friend's Christmas Party this evening and there in, lies the dilemma.
I have a case of the Fat Foot!... Since I had my Heart Surgery and they took the vein from my leg my foot and leg swells. The boys have nicknamed it "The Cankle".
I've been trying on my lovely strappy party shoes today, leather boots etc, etc, but with no luck. There is no way I can squeeze that fat foot into my shoes. At this precise moment I can't even get my trainers on.
So looks like my party shoes are going to be my new furry, fluffy slippers. Oh well maybe I'll start a new fashion...LOL